If you thought that names like Tookie, Alquan, or Sheananalae were horrible names, apparently we were a step behind the curve, behold from New Zealand:

Officials had blocked [names such as] Sex Fruit, Keenan Got Lucy and Yeah Detroit, he said, but Number 16 Bus Shelter, Violence and Midnight Chardonnay had been allowed.

I've said for a long time that global peace will destroy us. To choose between death by stupidty or death by evil, I'll pick evil. Shut up, Jewish folk. Blah blah, Nazi, death camps. At least when you fought back and tried to kill your attackers, you weren't held in contempt in the eyes of justice.

"But peace on earth is good!" And communism is evil. Grow up. We were born through struggle. We will die through another struggle. Every breath you ever take is a struggle to simply not die. Each second of your life is a stolen moment from the rest of your life.

The World IQ is falling at an unprecedented scale. We've been steadily increasing the World IQ ever since the Middle Ages and now it is falling off a cliff. Sure our smart people are getting smarter by the day. But our dumb people are losing intelligence by the second, and multiplying like retarded locust. The bell curve is so flat and peaked, it might as well be an upside-down capital T.

The main problem, however, is that our dumb people are just smart enough to make detrimental decisions. Like raise ever worse generations, leech off welfare programs, vote subpar politications into office based on their YouTube exposure (oh, you thought Politics + Youtube was a good idea? Apparently, you've missed all the `Obama is hawt, I'd phuck him in the opal office` comments), and god help me, further lower the entry bar for firefighter, police, and the military. Eventually, you won't have to be able to hold a gun to get in any defense position. I look forward to the time with our enemies gather up and roll over America in our old tanks we sold because we needed more Escalades and Plasma TVs.

Let me put it bluntly another way, I would disown any child of mine that named their child Sex Fruit. Disavow any friend that named their child Number 19 Bus Shelter. And depending on my mood, I'd shoot both in the head.

So we are in Houston now. But my internet connection was 1.5 hours that way. Until, well, about 1.5 hours ago when I disconnected it. On the upside, I get a check for $16.51 from my old ISP (about as useless as an economic stimulus check), but I won't have internet for potentially 10 to 15 days. And I'm betting that in joyous business days too.

I don't blame the ISP I've chosen, Oplink DSL. They can't help it if AT&T is a horrifical beast that, were we suddenly five or six centuries in the past, knights would woo their ladies by seeking to slay this particular conglomerate. The timeframe from AT&T is 10-15 days from this recent Monday to set up access for Oplink to install access to the Remote Terminal so that I can get service.

"Why not go with AT&T for DSL? I'm sure they are faster right?" Oh definitely. But you know, I could have lost my virginity to a girl named Susie a full year earlier than I actually lost it. But on the other hand, I'd have herpes one year earlier than never as well. So you know: patience, virtue, blue balls.

AT&T has shitty service anyway. And Oplink rates highest in Houston in terms of service, quality, and customer satisfaction.

I'll wait. But I won't enjoy it.